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Joke of the Day
"if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie"
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"if u watch thamksgiving backwards its about a angry family yeling at each other then the uncle says something racist and everyone calms down"
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"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"
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"so m'lady walks into a bar ouch."
"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."
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"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."