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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut."
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"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"
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"What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing."
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"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."