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Joke of the Day
"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"
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"You kick one baby and everyone's like ""That's not a football"" and ""He's not breathing, call 911."" Draaaaaama."
"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"
"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"I quit my job and poured years into it Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game..."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"