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Joke of the Day
"I'm doing the vacuuming.. It doesn't need doing but it's a legitimate way of annoying the kids"
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"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"
"How many mexicans? how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum."
"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"
"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."