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Joke of the Day
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
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"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."
"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""
"So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience"
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"
"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"
"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."
"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."