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Joke of the Day
"What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ? Your name"
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"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"
"What do Emos and automatic lights have in common? They'll both off themselves eventually."
"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."
"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."
"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."
"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."
"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"
"NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!"
"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"