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Joke of the Day

"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."

"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."

"Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not ""like Dan Aykroyd."""

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."

"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."