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Joke of the Day

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""

"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."

"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."

"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."

"What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean."

"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."