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Joke of the Day

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""

"Why are there no black people at the North Pole? Because there is nothing to steal there"

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"

"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"

"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!"

"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"