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Joke of the Day

"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."

"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."

"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"

"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."

"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."