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Joke of the Day

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."

"What do you call an attractive ghost butt that is at max poop capacity? Booootyfull"

"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"

"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."

"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."

"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."