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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"
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"How does Michael Jackson Beat It? With the Jackson Five"
"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."
"What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery."
"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"
"Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle."
"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."
"My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I don't talk to strangers, I sleep with them."
"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."