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Joke of the Day

"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."

"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."

"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""

"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."

"Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy"

"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."

"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."