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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind kid fail geometry? He didnt see the point."
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"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"
"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."
"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."
"Doctor, how long do I have left to live? - Ten. - Ten what? - Nine."
"3YO: ""How do babies get out of bellies?"" ME: ""Look! Ice cream!"" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: ""How do babies get out of be---"""