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Joke of the Day
"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."
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"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."
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"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."