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Joke of the Day

"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"

"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."

"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""

"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"

"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""

"When my wife left, I was sad and lonely So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette? Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you."