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Joke of the Day

"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."

"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."

"your mother's so dumb... ... she thinks asphalt is a disease, and asbestos is the cure."

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."

"I'm not that great at origami... I cut corners."

"A bear walks into a bar. He says, ""I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic."" The bartender says, ""Sure, but what about the big pause?"" The bear says, ""I was born with them."""

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."

"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."