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Joke of the Day
"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."
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"i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"
"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."
"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"
"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."
"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"