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Joke of the Day

"To be honest, I really don't give a f*ck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me..."

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."

"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."

"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."

"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!"

"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"

"Lovers When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."