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Joke of the Day
"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"
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"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"Mr. Salad asks Ms. Soup to go on a date. Ms. Soup accepts. ""What should I wear?"" Mr. Salad asks. She replies, ""It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."""
"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"
"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."
"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."
"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."
"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely... It's women who make it hard."
"What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini."