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Joke of the Day

"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"

"X = Y The teacher asked the student, ""If x=y, what is x?"" The student answered, ""y?"" The teacher replied, ""why not?"""

"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."

"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."

"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day."

"Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? Because he was a little behind."

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."