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Joke of the Day

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"

"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"

"What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep? Dumblebore"

"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"

"You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst."

"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."

"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"

"You can't run through a campground, you can only ran Because it's past tents"