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Joke of the Day

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""

"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving."

"Thanks to Target's full length 3 way mirrors, I'm now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back."

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"

"It's the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs."

"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."