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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of... About locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic? Going in to ask for at coat hanger."

"Have you heard of drooling Jesus? He's offering salivation."

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."

"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"

"What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him? It's the bot that counts."

"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."