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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."
Next Joke
"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."
"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."
"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"
"There are two kinds of people: Those who know how to do math in binary, and those who don't!"
"*sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* ""Go. You're free now."""
"*Girl opens Xmas present* ""Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"" ""Wait but that means-"" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*"
"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."
"Life sucks, I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like."
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"