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Joke of the Day
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
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"Siamese Cat My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat. My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together."
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"My preferred method of birth control is ""mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."""
"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."
"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."
"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"Have you tried just Photoshopping her into your life?"
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."