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Joke of the Day
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
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"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."
"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."
"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."
"Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No why do you ask?"
"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """
"What type of car does a ghost drive? A BOOick."
"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"
"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"