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Joke of the Day

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."

"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"

"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets."

"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"Voldemort tried to kill my grandpa twice during the war! That's why his helmet has two lighting bolts."

"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."

"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."

"You know you just can't tell Penguin jokes. They just don't fly"