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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
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"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"
"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"What do you call an egg that always gets picked on? The butt of every yolk :("
"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate."
"So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?"
"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."
"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."
"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"