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Joke of the Day

"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""

"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."

"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."

"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."

"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"

"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."