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Joke of the Day

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."

"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."

"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."

"How many cats can you fit in a smart car? None, you can't get any pussy in a smart car."

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."

"My mom asked if my kids are driving me to drink with the snow days. Told her I've been drinking at home, stupid kids can't reach the pedals."