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Joke of the Day

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."

"Me: I know exactly what's wrong with me, Doctor. Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn't you? Me: NO! Dr: <blink> Me: One TINY Google."

"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."

"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"

"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"

"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"

"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"

"I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, ""I read what you said on the internet."""

"My random thoughts Hmm I usually don't laugh out loud. But I have tried multiple times to laugh my fucking ass off. But it never falls off! :("