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Joke of the Day
"I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate."
Next Joke
"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"
"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"
"I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material."
"What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?... ""IMMM-DUKEN!'"""