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Joke of the Day
"I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate."
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"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
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"A politician in an ancient civilization... He'll only just babble on."
"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."
"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...right where you put it."