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Joke of the Day

"I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material."

"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."

"If a cannibal ate a comedian... ...that could lead to some funny shit"

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :("

"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"

"What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock."

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"