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Joke of the Day

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."

"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."

"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."

"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"

"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"

"You know what I hate? 1: Typing 2: Hypocrisy 3: Lists"

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."