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Joke of the Day
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
Next Joke
"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station"
"Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back."
"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."
"Height of .... Height of Stupidity - Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.. Height of embarrassment - when you find other person looking through the other side of the same keyhole.."
"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"
"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."
"There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines."
"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"