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Joke of the Day
"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."
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"I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you."
"My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same."
"Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?"
"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."
"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"
"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."
"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""
"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."
"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."