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Joke of the Day
"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."
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"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."
"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite NFL player? Ha-Ha Clinton Dix"
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes? BLEYOTCH!"
"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."
"Word of warning, if you're in a job interview and you are asked, ""Do you smoke?"" Don't reply with, ""Depends what it is..."""
"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."
"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"