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Joke of the Day

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."

"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"

"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."

"My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says... ""If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"""

"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"

"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."