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Joke of the Day
"Oh the Irony.... My predictive text doesn't know how to spell Nostradamus."
Next Joke
"lately my house has been a bit drafty... not because its' poorly insulated, but because my wife keeps bringing home marines..."
"When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?"
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
"Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night."
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little ""behind"" in his work"
"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"
"What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!"