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Joke of the Day
"When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?"
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"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."
"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"
"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""
"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
"Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear."
"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."
"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"
"How to break up with a single dad whose kid gets along with yours: I don't want to date you, but I'd like to keep play dating you."