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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."

"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."

"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was in tense."

"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."

"Are u alright? No I'm half left"

"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."

"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"

"I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes."

"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"