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Joke of the Day
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
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"People keep accusing me of collecting periodicals... They never specify which magazine my issues are from, they just tell me that I have them."
"What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?"
"Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her Bill becomes President!"
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."
"I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes"
"Can I sleep over at your house tonight? There's too much stuff on my bed"
"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"
"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."