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Joke of the Day

"Of course I swallow it's a basic function of eating. What kind of job interview is this anyway and why are there multiple cameras"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"My dog is so passive-aggressive. She let me sleep in late this morning, but then counter-surfed and stole my breakfast."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran."

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."

"What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating."

"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"

"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"