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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is like a Christmas raffle. $1 a strip."
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"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."
"Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken."
"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"
"Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can't stomach the idea of moving anything forward."