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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
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"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."
"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."
"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."
"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."
"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"
"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."
"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"
"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"
"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."