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Joke of the Day
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
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"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"
"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."
"I like my women the way... I like my wine...12 years old and in the cellar."
"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."
"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"
"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."
"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."
"Two sausages in a pan; one says to the other ""It's hot in here isn't it?"" ...the other one turns round and says ""FUCK ME! A talking sausage!"""
"[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke"