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Joke of the Day

"Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can't stomach the idea of moving anything forward."

"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."

"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"

"The pirate missing a hand was looking for a replacement. I suggested the second hand store"

"Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively."""

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'll serve ya but don't start anything."""

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Blind people of reddit. See what I did there?"

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."