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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."
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"What did the policeman say to the jumper? Pullover"
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."
"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."
"I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets"
"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"