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Joke of the Day

"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."

"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."

"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"

"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"

"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"

"People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"Let me tell you guys an Alzheimer joke if I can remember it."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."

"Did you know I'm actually ambidextrous... I can actually write fuck all with both hands!"