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Joke of the Day
"When my doctor told me that I am able to astral project at night... ... I was beside myself"
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"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""
"First joke I ever told. You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy."
"Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before."
"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."
"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."
"Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat."
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""
"I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids"