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Joke of the Day
"First joke I ever told. You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy."
Next Joke
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."
"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"
"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"
"What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light"
"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"
"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."
"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."
"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."