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Joke of the Day
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."
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"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"
"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"
"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."
"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."
"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"" ""Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."""